Saturday, June 06, 2009

Note for the BNP...

Dear British National Party,

The next time you wish to leaflet my house, I would very much appreciate if you could simply deliver some Andrex.

I'll know immediately who it's from, and it will have the advantage of being softer and more absorbent.

Not to mention the fact that it won't already be full of shit.

Thank you in advance,



Junius said...

They have every right to write and distribute it - and you have every right to banish or burn it.

At the moment.

Thomas B said...

I'm not disputing their right to distribute it, I'm simply offering advice on how to make their material more useful.